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John Bullock
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As an average young Briton- I'm keen to roll up the sleeves, put in some hard work and earn myself a penny.
So- I've decided on a ham sandwich shop- since British bacon and ham is amongst the very finest int eh world. We've got black berkshires, large blacks, middle whites, British saddlebacks, saddlebags too I heard, large whites, and Welsh.
And what better place to start a business than our thriving, industrious, law-abiding, prosperous, multicultural, multi ethnic, multi-coloured cities.
What do you think my prospects are?
Should I throw in some free crackle and pigs' ear to sweeten up the market?
Very droll.
How about two shops, side-by-side in Gloucester as well? Double, if you will?
Hoover- dat's why dey eat lobscouse well boiled up that way. All right, all right calm down, calm down.
Yossarian. Sounds Cornish. Are you a pasty?
Looks like Miserable Muhmmed there has thumbed us down for our infidel guilt-thoughts
Hoover- I like the cut of your jib. Sandras it is.
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teddy
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i think you are being a little whimsical here.
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Nicole S
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yes freebees is a must!
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hoover phonic
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Will my Ham Sandwich shop fare well in Leeds and Leicester?
i think you can say "farewell" to that idea lol
u should open a cheese sandwich shop in leicester
paint the shop red
everyone ive ever seen in leeds has bad teeth so maybe open a smoothie shop for them, no need for chewing then
call it sandras - that'll pull the celeb-worshippers in
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the stank monster!
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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so what is it a snack bar?
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Yossarian
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Well you're certainly an average Brit as far as the racism is concerned.
But you're completely unusual in that you seem like you want to work, even if it is for a cheap shot against immigrants. I suspect you'd do fine with the BNP mob.
Edit: Of course I'm pasty, I'm English!
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bec
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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I've got 2 words to say to you:
Market Research
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mrs r
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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ha ha!
a good pork chop would go down a treat!
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sailor
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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With all those Muslims, your really going to have some fun. ps. let us know how it goes, just love a man/woman with a GSOH.
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roger.williams20@btintern
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Depends upon how you compete with similar businesses.
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leopardshaz
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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I really hope it deos well and would like to wish you good luck and all the best!
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